Where to begin with Olivia Newton-John’s spawn’s track. For starters the music itself is a disgrace on the name of dubstep – and I’m no friend of the genre, believe me. Play With Me‘s lyrics are unoriginal and horribly unintelligent while the beat makes me want to cut off my ears and feed them to the Sarlacc.
The video… well, you might just have to watch it to truly experience the undeniable stench of shit it exudes.
Paging Chloe Lattanzi – The doctor will see you now.
Without hyperbole, I think this may be the worst song I have ever heard. Brian McFadden is what’s wrong with both modern music and humanity. A pox on his family and livestock.
No stars.
- Thomas Grealy
How could you miss this?
I have to say, I was torn with this Insane Clown Posse track. Is this the worst song ever? Or is it the best?
Lyrically, Miracles is so deep that it should come with a warning.
Take the following deep-as-shit lines as an example:
“I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay/ and he tried to eat my cell phone/ he ran away”
And:
“Fuckin rainbows after it rains/ there’s enough miracles here to blow your brain”
And of course:
“Fucking magnets/ how do they work?/ I don’t want to talk to a scientist.”
Give this track a little spin, and let me know what you think, Best track ever, or worst?
Wow. “All I want to do is drink my herbal tea”. Even auto tune couldn’t save this wreck.
Is this the worst song ever? It’s got to be pretty damn close…
